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Saturday, June 27, 2015

my hunt for the pikachu (This story is fake. especially the money part) a short story

My name is Caden Quesenberry, and I am a hunter. Not a killing hunter, a captive hunter. A captive hunter is somebody who hunts for different species, then they sell them for a lot of money. I have about $7,000.00 right now. I sold species like dino eggs, creepers, and lots of other species. I came across the "Pikachu" species 5 weeks after a new genetic accident. I thought when I heard about it: KA-ching!! Hunt the only Pikachu, and then you will own $1,000,000,000.00!!!!!! (I googled how much it is worth.) But then I relized it would be 99.9% IMPOSSIBLE TO CAPTURE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I remembered something a friend told me before he died:Remember,Anything is possible when you have friends that help you!!! Then he died. I was pretty torn up about it. But..he WAS right! So I grabbed my rubber gloves, net, camera, box, stick, and phone.( just in case I got electricuted! DUH!) And set off to the mountains. (I googled that they live in mountains.) OH! I brought berries also for bait. I found the mountains and put down the berries down very close to a tree, did the ole' stick holding up box trick with berries in the middle of the box, hooked my camera to the tree, hit record and left. I brought the other stuff in case the pikachu was there and I could capture it right on the spot. I went to bed thinking about the words my friend had told me and went to sleep. I woke up ran to the mountains with my net, rubber gloves, and phone, and checked the camera. DANG! Nothin'. I didn't quit though. I didn't stop recording and left. That night I checked the camera one more time. Hit play and..........................................................nothing. WAIT!!!!! I saw something run past the screen! What's that sound?? *scratch scratch* THE BOX!!!!! I looked at the box.........I opened the box...............I looked inside the box........."Pika-Pe!!" ..............then I fainted............After I recovered from my shock,I picked the little guy up. AWWWWWWWWWW!!!!;) It's so..........cute!! I can't sell it. I put it down, and walked home remembering the words my friend said. Pt of it was wrong though. It's impossible to sell that Pikachu! :)

Sunday, January 18, 2015

tim hawkins guitar meltdown

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